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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: Monkey Face; All

I’m in TN and I’m still awake even though I haven’t been in a crash. It’s not too late to ascertain the condition of your kin. Y’know what? I’d better shut up. I’ll just continue to pray for y’all. Good night, ‘Face, and I pray that you can rest and have sweet dreams.
Good night and sweet dreams, y’all.


2,341 posted on 03/26/2013 8:14:42 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Monkey Face

ten after ten is not late for the young. Look at what people do after ten. Heck being a youngster yourself I know you know what happen after ten.


2,342 posted on 03/26/2013 8:14:59 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Silentgypsy; ArGee
Nite Sg. Sleep Well. ArGee got the bed bugs, I think. Sleep Well.
2,343 posted on 03/26/2013 8:16:19 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Silentgypsy; Stag; Fedora; NicknamedBob

SG...You are a “newcomer.” I’ve been here, on th UT since the inception, way back in 2004. The people here are FAMILY. Period. If you haven’t been here since Day One, when Stag blew through the back wall of the Smoky Back Room, then you have a lot to read up on.

If I know nothing else, it is that the people of the Undead Thread are here for me, and they are here for everyone who has ever passed through the Portals of the Flying Castle.

You are a valued member of the UT, and we love you, because we have invited you to join us. Never, ever, doubt that you are part of us...

XOXO


2,344 posted on 03/26/2013 8:21:04 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

Aaaaarrrrggggghhhh! Loving and caring is not being weak! Let’s try this again: If you can’t call him, try to elevate yourself to another plane of existence. Think the most beautiful thoughts ever, and lean back into them, and rest, comforted in the knowledge of our caring and love for you. Float on the cloud of comfort we send you. Let your worries go. Sink back into that soft cloud of comfort.... Sleep. Breathe. Dream.


2,345 posted on 03/26/2013 8:21:05 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Monkey Face
I turn into a pumpkin after ten. Since it after 11 here, been a pumpkin for about an hour. I keep hoping the good fairy will turn me into a coach and let me carry Cinderella to the ball. Cinderella does not have to be home till 2 AM tonight. Cinderella has plenty of time. Being a pumpkin ... am starting to rot. That Good Fairy better hurry. I'll be one smelly pumpkin by 2 AM.
2,346 posted on 03/26/2013 8:21:36 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Silentgypsy
It was them dang bed bugs got you up wasn’t it? I have some of Junior Johnson Fresh Run Shine to wash the bed sheets in to get rid of them critters. Just don’t drink too much.
2,347 posted on 03/26/2013 8:23:58 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

My mother, bless her soul, was always there to answer the phone when I called her, no matter what the hour. Even after all this time, (25 years) I miss being able to call her.

I respect my son, (but not his wife) and I will call him in the morning.


2,348 posted on 03/26/2013 8:26:24 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

okay ... you are Mom and Mom always knows best.


2,349 posted on 03/26/2013 8:27:53 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

So I have heard! LOL!


2,350 posted on 03/26/2013 8:31:36 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face
Knowing your deep pondering, Bob, I can’t help but ask, again, “WTF?”

It's math. That's all. You hate math? Here's another reason:

If you live a normal life-span, chances are half the people you meet, including young people, old people, fun people, and dour old sourpusses like me, will die before you do.

It's your fault for living so long. If you die at eleven, you may never experience the loss of a friend. Of course, I don't recommend that. It's not good for the species.

But the math is unassailable.

.

Not very comforting, is it? My suggestion, then, is everybody, starting right now, help make ours an even longer-lived species. Let's make the average life-span a hundred and fifty years, and that's just for starters!

Sixty is the new forty, right? So that means seventy-five is the new sixty!

.

Wait a minute.

Dang! I'll never be able to retire!

2,351 posted on 03/26/2013 8:31:41 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Going viral -- Put your faith in your Church, and your doubt in your Government's "Good Works".)
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To: Monkey Face; Silentgypsy
That was beautiful Sg. Face, those were words from the heart with the typing of an angel. I'm a clown but the past three days my tears did not have to be painted on. Great advice and heartfelt words from Sg, Face. Way to go Sg!

Please do not be afraid of clowns. I'm not the one from It.

2,352 posted on 03/26/2013 8:37:01 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
"Sixty is the new forty, right? So that means seventy-five is the new sixty fifty!"

Checks fingers and toes. Yeah, that's right, fifty.

.

Well, okay then.

Good Night, folks.

2,353 posted on 03/26/2013 8:39:30 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Going viral -- Put your faith in your Church, and your doubt in your Government's "Good Works".)
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I ain’t sure about Bob


2,354 posted on 03/26/2013 8:41:08 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: NicknamedBob

you are sly Bob. LOL


2,355 posted on 03/26/2013 8:41:56 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: NicknamedBob
Nite Bob. Sleep Well ... I'll call Junior for something to wash your sheets in. Don't get it too close to a flame though.
2,356 posted on 03/26/2013 8:44:17 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals; Monkey Face

Sorry to hear about your pumpkinness, but I love pumpkins. (Not quite as much as I adore butternut squash, but I do love pumpkins.)
OK, ‘Face. If you insist on respecting the boundaries, I’m with you. Just lean back into that lovely, soft, comforting cloud and float....


2,357 posted on 03/26/2013 8:45:58 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Monkey Face

Last call? Still with and on the board?


2,358 posted on 03/26/2013 8:46:56 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Silentgypsy

AAAGHHHH. This don’t sound good. You working with people eating vegetables?


2,359 posted on 03/26/2013 8:48:15 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: NicknamedBob

You gotta retire! How will you find the time to empty your brain onto the printed page if you don’t retire? You owe it to the world!
(Still having some trouble w/this sleep thing.)


2,360 posted on 03/26/2013 8:50:55 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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