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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: itshappening; kneelbeforemod; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; omg; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; zot
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To: Darksheare; Tax-chick; NoCmpromiz; All

See? I could handle that.

In other news, I’m thinking of allowing The Stig to fly out of his cage, just to give him some freedom. And strengthen his wings a bit.

Any thoughts? Anybody?


2,141 posted on 03/26/2013 2:26:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Tax-chick

Birds are smart. Period. They only get ugly if they are abused in one way or another.

And so, I need to find a little play station-gym-exercise set that I can set in another room, or across this room, so The Stig can have fun while he is out.


2,142 posted on 03/26/2013 2:29:15 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Tax-chick

K. My phone sometimes takes a while to transmit photos. *cusswords*


2,143 posted on 03/26/2013 2:30:45 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Tax-chick

See? So I dream. I have a large cage, but the bird...................about three months worth of food for the Mom....


2,144 posted on 03/26/2013 2:32:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; NoCmpromiz

You don’t have any cats and the place is warm with no drafts, so unless there is something that he could nibble or land on that would make him sick, he’d be okay.
[Obviously ceiling fans or all fans should be off if they aren’t already.]


2,145 posted on 03/26/2013 2:32:37 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face
You DARE say that on open thread??

Thus the reason it is phonetic. If I had said Win Bleeck or some other variation, it could have implied any one of the ME, Vistuka, or ATE (per)versions...

Even though two of the three are dead, Jim...

2,146 posted on 03/26/2013 2:32:53 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Monkey Face

*crickets*

???


2,147 posted on 03/26/2013 2:32:56 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: NoCmpromiz

*sheesh*

I can’t help but wonder who designed that dreck? Win Ate is AWFUL. I hate working with it, and I won’t buy a computer that has it as it’s OS unless I’m given a CD-ROM of Win 7 or earlier. Period. MS is getting NO money from me for that abortion they call a “program.”


2,148 posted on 03/26/2013 2:35:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

Giant crickets.
And they’re moving this way.
What horrors!
We are doooooooooOOoooOoOoooo0000000med!


2,149 posted on 03/26/2013 2:35:57 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare; NoCmpromiz

See?...I said the word and they headed for Win Ate...


2,150 posted on 03/26/2013 2:43:52 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face
Any thoughts? Anybody?

Close the door.

2,151 posted on 03/26/2013 2:45:44 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Stand in the corner and scream with me!)
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To: Monkey Face
I, alone, am responsible for releasing the Kraken...

Sending them bikini pictures of yourself, in email, will do that.

2,152 posted on 03/26/2013 2:52:25 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face; NoCmpromiz

Win Ate, a false god raised up by the minions of mycroschofd in an effort to confuse the technology using flocks.


2,153 posted on 03/26/2013 2:53:02 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

Got that one already figured out! But thanks! It never hurts to be reminded. ;o]


2,154 posted on 03/26/2013 2:55:25 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

Only thing I could think of.


2,155 posted on 03/26/2013 2:56:12 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Stand in the corner and scream with me!)
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To: no-to-illegals

See? That photo started it all, and it’s YOUR FAULT!
(I shouldn’ta done it.)


2,156 posted on 03/26/2013 2:56:52 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Darksheare

*shudder*


2,157 posted on 03/26/2013 2:57:52 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
headed for Win Ate...

Need to point them to Redmond, WA... they can feast to their heart's content.

2,158 posted on 03/26/2013 3:00:21 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Darksheare; everyone

I know what happened now. Dark sent his coffee over to me. That be wild coffee Dark!


2,159 posted on 03/26/2013 3:00:44 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

2,160 posted on 03/26/2013 3:05:36 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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