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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: ArGee; Darksheare
They are such weak-kneed, lilly-livered, spineless creatures. Or at least that race known as "Republican Congressman" is. The proper biological term for "Republican Congressman" is "Politicum Eunuchum"...

You Latin scholars will note the neuter case...

2,121 posted on 03/26/2013 2:08:52 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Had a female conure land on my arm and sigh at me.
The owner couldn’t get her off my arm for quite some time.


2,122 posted on 03/26/2013 2:10:17 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Tax-chick

Waiting for the plates to arrive. (There is a temporary one on his backside...) Otherwise, we are good to go. The next thing is getting Road Service Coverage so I dare to travel across the Dam to the south or over the River to the north, to make visits to people I have seen too little of.

My brothers won’t live forever, and I need to see them before the year is out. One is 80 and one is 76, and I have determined to find the money to make the trips to AZ and CO to visit them both. It’s the least I can do.


2,123 posted on 03/26/2013 2:11:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: NoCmpromiz; ArGee

I thought it was ‘Gluteous Cranius’ and ‘cavernum cranius’.


2,124 posted on 03/26/2013 2:11:24 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face

That happened to Tom with a parrot. It snapped at the owner trying to get it back from him.


2,125 posted on 03/26/2013 2:12:09 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Stand in the corner and scream with me!)
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face
certain members of society would fawn over my terrible decorating skills.

And Microsoft would use a rendering of it as the basis for their next desktop screen.

But that couldn't be worse than the Win ATE display...

2,126 posted on 03/26/2013 2:13:15 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Maybe not, but all grandkids are “the same.” And I have enough great nieces and nephews to make the words “Crumbleator and Stompinator” a household term denoting “gentleness.”


2,127 posted on 03/26/2013 2:13:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Darksheare

Hmmm...”Intellectual Property,” eh? I think you might have a money-maker there, Darks...let’s put our warped brains together and see what we can come up with. :o]


2,128 posted on 03/26/2013 2:15:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face
but what obout OWRS???

Ummm... any sub-leasing of assistance from the white fluff with no tail, to tell must be negotiated directly with her...

2,129 posted on 03/26/2013 2:15:41 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL! And he is SO intent on Nature Programs that he answers the call of the wild, trying to be the biggest and the best chirper in all animaldom!


2,130 posted on 03/26/2013 2:16:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

I think the worst of it was when she started rocking side to side while sighing.
Finally after providing scritches to the top of her head she was ready to head back to her ‘house’.
My lovebird does that, complete with this little ‘dit dit dit dit dit’ click/sigh noise.


2,131 posted on 03/26/2013 2:18:10 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: NoCmpromiz; Monkey Face

They’d have been better off using an Andy Warhol “urine canvas” for their “metro” interface.
It would have had more meaning...


2,132 posted on 03/26/2013 2:19:22 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
‘Gluteous Cranius’ and ‘cavernum cranius’.

That's the term for "democrat congresscriter"..

2,133 posted on 03/26/2013 2:19:52 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Tax-chick

Check your phone. The Stigasaurus lives!


2,134 posted on 03/26/2013 2:20:10 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

Peaches loves videos where there are birds making noise.
And she’s ticked off an owl here to the point that he hangs out just outside the window and freaks out the cat.


2,135 posted on 03/26/2013 2:20:23 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face

It must be In Transit, nothing yet.


2,136 posted on 03/26/2013 2:20:48 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Stand in the corner and scream with me!)
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To: NoCmpromiz

I figured it applied to both as they seem to be the same species, one just employing inefective camouflage.


2,137 posted on 03/26/2013 2:21:04 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Tax-chick

It would be wonderful if I could afford a Conure. They are so beautiful and ... and... *sigh*


2,138 posted on 03/26/2013 2:21:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

About $600, and a HUGH cage.


2,139 posted on 03/26/2013 2:22:05 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Stand in the corner and scream with me!)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Win ATE???? You DARE say that on open thread??

*sheesh* How sad to die when one is so young and cute. (Pogo)


2,140 posted on 03/26/2013 2:23:37 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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