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[Cajun Jihad]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?

[ArGee]

You think that was annoying? There were a bunch of live links, which I wanted to see because Linda was such a hottie when I was in High School, but the music is out of sync with her singing. That was annoying.

She was a real hottie, though. Really.

Then.

Now.

I'm feeling old.

[Monkey Face]

That’s gross.

No comment.

[no-to-illegals]

okay Laz ... Love you too Bro!

[ArGee]

[no-to-illegals]

But ... But ... that Linda. Pardon me while I put on some Beatles Music.

[no-to-illegals]

Imagine I’m in love with you ... now if that doesn’t make you go throw up ... nothing will.

[ArGee]

Whenever I imagine John Lennon singing I suddenly have the urge to clear my head by listening to cats fighting.

[no-to-illegals]

It usually works ... with This Boy or That Girl but no no no not with this alien.

[HKMk23]

EERRKK!!

Forty years from WOW to COW.

From “What a waist!” to “What a waste.”

Bleah.

I go brush my tongue, now.

[no-to-illegals]

If we brush our tongues will be with less EERRKK? Can we just work it out?

[no-to-illegals]

I understand ... I don’t want to kiss me either.

[no-to-illegals]

I'm winning ArGee ... you ain't even trying. See How They Run?

[ArGee]

Tick, tock, tick.
Doot, doot, doo-doo
Tick, tock, tick.
Doot, doot, doo-doo

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.

I want to fly like an eagle

[no-to-illegals]

Good Tune ... Don’t Carry The World Upon Your Shoulder. The last time I tried to do that ... was crushed.

[ArGee]

I think I See the Light. Boy, Those Were the Days.

[ArGee]

Don’t Cry for Me. It’s All Right Now.

[no-to-illegals]

yep, that light was an oncoming Freight Train.

[no-to-illegals]

We will cry together FRiend. Pass the Bible verses.

[ArGee]

This one is making my brain hurt. Can't we go back to The Way We Were?

Actually, I'm gonna have to split soon. I have a hot date at McArthur's Park.

[ArGee]

Then it was a Long Train Runnin’.