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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: TheOldLady; ArGee
you're not the least bit annoying

you are too kind and gracious. ArGee put out a warrant on me ... wanted Dead or Alive ... preferable Dead and I can't blame him. Dissed Janis Joplin. Told him to send Pat to get me. Pat must have joined up with us. Pat saw spiders for the truth they are. Sorry ArGee. You may have to send out an Earp.

1,261 posted on 03/22/2013 7:19:29 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: ArGee

Gee ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhmHcR-2Sbg .. this is series.


1,262 posted on 03/22/2013 7:32:51 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: TheOldLady
It is good to be off the grid.
1,263 posted on 03/22/2013 7:33:33 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Promotional Fee Paid for by "Ouchies" The Sharp, Prickly Toy You Bathe With!)
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To: no-to-illegals; TheOldLady; Silentgypsy; ArGee

Unnngh, everyone.

I swear, every time I leave a room, all the children in it start screaming and throwing things at each other. Now Sally is throwing a Conniption because I told her to get dressed.

I wish my husband had to deal with “employees” like this all day. It would knock a hole in his Smugness, for sure.


1,264 posted on 03/22/2013 7:33:40 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Now with more LOL and less UNNNGH.)
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To: Silentgypsy; Darksheare; NoCmpromiz

National Institutes of Mental Health. The Darks' chemistry acronym was clever, too ;-).

1,265 posted on 03/22/2013 7:37:06 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Now with more LOL and less UNNNGH.)
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To: Tax-chick

Makes one wish Blgthrgths existed?


1,266 posted on 03/22/2013 7:37:42 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Tax-chick

but think of the children. Throwing thing are fun, and if there are spiders ... double the pleasure.


1,267 posted on 03/22/2013 7:38:50 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

It would be if we were.

Still completely connected, but if society falls, we
will have light, heat, defense capability, and food.


1,268 posted on 03/22/2013 7:39:24 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
be off the grid

Gee ... what fun is that? Sit down and have a spider to pet, caress, and say get 'em.

1,269 posted on 03/22/2013 7:41:05 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

No spiders. They give me the hibbie-jeebies. I’m allergic to fear.


1,270 posted on 03/22/2013 7:43:00 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Promotional Fee Paid for by "Ouchies" The Sharp, Prickly Toy You Bathe With!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; TheOldLady

you in trouble now ...


1,271 posted on 03/22/2013 7:43:41 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare
Makes one wish Blgthrgths existed?

Now that's a happy thought!

1,272 posted on 03/22/2013 7:44:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Now with more LOL and less UNNNGH.)
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To: no-to-illegals

If they were only throwing spiders, that would be okay. They don’t weigh enough to break lamps or knock holes in the wall.

I must go find the “+4 Wooden Stick of the Punisher” and enforce some order, before the baby gets hurt.


1,273 posted on 03/22/2013 7:45:26 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Now with more LOL and less UNNNGH.)
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To: Tax-chick
enforce some order

Thank Goodness .. Someone should tell Wyatt to quit shooting up the ceiling.

1,274 posted on 03/22/2013 7:49:03 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy; NoCmpromiz

Well, NiMH was named such because he was teh rechargeable cat.
And first generation NiMH batteries were brown with black streaks when opened up.
So what to name a hyperactive cat that resembles a chemistry accident battery?
Hmm..
He also had what synesthetics refer to as a ‘Lavendar meow’.
He had a kind of a sissy meow, which made us feel embarrassed for him.
However, he did catch lots of critters outside back when we let him out.


1,275 posted on 03/22/2013 7:50:03 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Tax-chick

Oops—I have restored your Restorative and pretzels (red face)!


1,276 posted on 03/22/2013 7:52:06 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Darksheare; Tax-chick; ArGee; everyone

when being shot at by Wyatt it is best to ride like the wind ... coast to coast ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COEJCx5aaUU .. I would advise though ... avoid Mexico.


1,277 posted on 03/22/2013 7:53:30 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick

I guarantee you that if I were in your position, my nervous system would be reduced to a quivering purple protoplasmic pulp within 10 minutes. You have my unending admiration.


1,278 posted on 03/22/2013 7:54:19 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Darksheare

Our Ninja’s routine meow is a cute little croaky sound. We’ve learned not to be deceived by superficial characteristics. He is the alpha. Fortunately, he usually picks on his brother who’s as tough as he is physically. They’re both about 14 pounds now, but Tigger is an adorable love muffin who likes to be carried about and hugged. We found them in the back yard but they appeared to be domesticated from day one. OTOH, Fluffy and Squeak are obviously feral. I doubt that Squeak will be successfully placed if we check out before she does.


1,279 posted on 03/22/2013 8:00:51 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Silentgypsy; Tax-chick

those poor kids.


1,280 posted on 03/22/2013 8:01:02 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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