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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: Monkey Face
They are still HUGH, but the Autumn (fall) colours (colors) start by mid July and the bark oozes a black sticky fluid.
This is all in the last five years, after you evacuated back west.
Many have been chopped down because the heart wood has rotten out.

1,161 posted on 03/21/2013 1:02:17 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: Monkey Face

Great to hear that!!!!


1,162 posted on 03/21/2013 1:02:32 PM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: HKMk23
To save her ill son , afield mouse must seek
the aid of a colony of super-intelligent rats,
with whom she has a deeper link than she
ever suspected.

Nope, never seen or read that.
That may have to change, it involves mice.
Visible end of Pandimentional being...etc.

1,163 posted on 03/21/2013 1:09:07 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Looks a lot like Fred the Insane.


1,164 posted on 03/21/2013 1:11:22 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!! yes it is.


1,165 posted on 03/21/2013 1:16:19 PM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: ArGee

I resemble that remark.


1,166 posted on 03/21/2013 1:16:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: NoCmpromiz

IIRC, the buckeye can be made edible by leaching out the toxins.


1,167 posted on 03/21/2013 1:17:17 PM PDT by null and void (If the government is so worried about civil disturbance, why are they working so hard to disturb us?)
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To: moose07

(I forgot why we put horse chesnuts on strings, though I remember doing it.)


1,168 posted on 03/21/2013 1:20:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: ColdOne

It’s just one of Those Years. I’m glad I don’t live in MA!


1,169 posted on 03/21/2013 1:22:23 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: moose07

Well. That sucks for a horse chesnut tree. I’m sorry to hear it. They are such beautiful trees.


1,170 posted on 03/21/2013 1:24:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

True!!! Take care dear.


1,171 posted on 03/21/2013 1:25:39 PM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: Cyber Liberty; null and void; moose07; fanfan; Darksheare; ColdOne; NoCmpromiz; ArGee; ...

We currently have a balmy 76 with a wind out of the north at 18. Wish all y’all were here... ;o]


1,172 posted on 03/21/2013 1:28:55 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face
(I forgot why we put horse chesnuts on strings, though I remember doing it.)

Please remember to have your passport endorsed as such if you decide to visit the Uk again.
You will be sent to the nearest School yard and reeducated in the ancient art of 'Conkers'.
A game of strategy and luck,whereby one player smashes his 'nut' into the suspended 'nut' of the other player.
The object being to smash your opponents Conker to bits and thereby obtain a rating for your Conker.
Achieve a second victory and your Conker becomes a 'Twoer' etc etc etc.
Much fun was had by all. :)

1,173 posted on 03/21/2013 1:31:23 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: Monkey Face
I resemble that remark.

Ah, what do you know? You should have been zotted long ago. You probably aren't even a true-blue conservative. I bet you voted for Romney. I don't know why I bother.

Etc., etc., etc.

Did I get close? :)

1,174 posted on 03/21/2013 1:39:43 PM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: moose07

Here in the states the “conker” would likely be banned as an assault weapon and anyone who seemed to enjoy swinging them (and occasionally, accidentally-on-purpose, at someone’s head) would have the manhood counseled out of them.


1,175 posted on 03/21/2013 1:41:19 PM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: moose07

Ahhhhh....yessssszzzzz...How in the world could I forget THAT??

And speaking of passports, mine is up for renewal next year, and I WILL renew it, just in case there is an occasion for me to use it! LOL!

(Thanks, Moosie! You are awesome!)


1,176 posted on 03/21/2013 1:42:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: ArGee

F’geddabouddit.

If I need a favah, I know who to go to.

The Stig is singing but all I want to do is smack him. Does that answer your question?


1,177 posted on 03/21/2013 1:47:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: ArGee
The mag size is limited to Twenty Conkers.
They come in clips of ten.
There is no statute of limitation on the number of clips you may posses but they must all be from different trees.
Also the string must be no more than a foot long and either revolver or semi-auto.
No section 6 aloud.
1,178 posted on 03/21/2013 1:54:29 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: ArGee
Boooorrriiisssss!

Borrris, darlingk, vhat EVER ARE you doingk in zere; you know you khan't svim? Now, scrabble out and come sit viss me on ze sofa vile I enjoy my Martini.

1,179 posted on 03/21/2013 2:02:43 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Cultures succumb not to ideas, but to superior cultures. Invoke the "Super Culture." Matt. 9:38)
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To: ArGee
manhood counseled out of them.

I understand that only happens in the case of being caught with a conker in a sling shot.

1,180 posted on 03/21/2013 2:03:03 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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