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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: Tax-chick

Good for you ...


1,001 posted on 03/20/2013 1:22:03 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

I don’t like beards and/or dreadlocks, and but thanks for the offering.

Since I grew up in the Real West, I cut my eye teeth on C&W music. If I named the artists, I would be telling my age.


1,002 posted on 03/20/2013 1:24:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: no-to-illegals
Anybody got a place to hide?

Isn't THIS that?

1,003 posted on 03/20/2013 1:26:02 PM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Monkey Face

But it’s the Perfect Country and Western Song.


1,004 posted on 03/20/2013 1:26:11 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick

It’s been a painfully gray day, and I’m thinking I need something to brighten my outlook. A few laughs would help...Graham Norton was SO pre-dawn....:o|


1,005 posted on 03/20/2013 1:26:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: ArGee

EEKKK! Been found. Running for the exit. And trying to avoid the train.


1,006 posted on 03/20/2013 1:27:25 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare; no-to-illegals
Tristan has a “Duh” field,

As I recall, between Tristan and his sister there exists only hald-a-brain and they share it. Sometimes in the process of changing hosts the half-a-brain gets misplaced - for hours...

Which leaves you obviously dealing with two catcritters with no brain at all...

1,007 posted on 03/20/2013 1:28:44 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: no-to-illegals

No, it isn’t. It didn’t include the dog, the roses or the jilted sweetheart, left at the altar. Not to mention the semi-truck on the long-haul and the wimmins left behind...

But I admire your effort. Thanks.


1,008 posted on 03/20/2013 1:29:23 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: no-to-illegals
But it’s the Perfect Country and Western Song.

I thought it was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-GFqhCq2HA

1,009 posted on 03/20/2013 1:29:42 PM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Monkey Face
I would be telling my age.

What? I bet you are three days short of being 22.

1,010 posted on 03/20/2013 1:30:10 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

If I were, you would be my son for sure.


1,011 posted on 03/20/2013 1:32:20 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: no-to-illegals
What? I bet you are three days short of being 22.

I'm a few years older than it took to discover Charlie Pride, Sonny James, and Faron Young. In fact, even having those names in your song could get you a hit.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QIJ1tFMTmA

1,012 posted on 03/20/2013 1:35:29 PM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Darksheare; Silentgypsy
You should meet my parents. That explains everything.

Does your father suffer from mental illness?

1,013 posted on 03/20/2013 1:37:34 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: ArGee
It's stealing them horses that has them trying to find me, stole many a head of cattle, and sneak me all safe and sound back to the house. Oh, Lord won't you hide me from the revenuers. Always loved that song....

What ... wrong song?

1,014 posted on 03/20/2013 1:37:38 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

MAMA


1,015 posted on 03/20/2013 1:38:27 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; NoCmpromiz

Tom phoned. The high school Envirothon team came in 2nd, again. The team that was first last year won again.


1,016 posted on 03/20/2013 1:39:12 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Now with more LOL and less UNNNGH.)
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To: no-to-illegals

You mean “Somebody done somebody wrong song?”


1,017 posted on 03/20/2013 1:41:08 PM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: no-to-illegals

See?


1,018 posted on 03/20/2013 1:41:45 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: no-to-illegals
It's stealing them horses that has them trying to find me

Why would the religious mods get after you for stealing horses?

Or,did you mean the horses were trying to find you after you introduced them to the carnivorous carpets in your home?

1,019 posted on 03/20/2013 1:42:49 PM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Tax-chick

Wellshucks.

There is always next year. Never give up!


1,020 posted on 03/20/2013 1:43:06 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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