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To: fredhead

“”Although my wife can attest to the fact the the smell is definately NOT funny.””

Hey don’t be fooled by women and there apparent disgust for gas.

I am 6’4” 240ish. I eat whatever I want and rip it loudly whenever I get a chance. They are pretty powerful sometimes and I even impress myself sometimes.

My wife is 5’7” 130ish, preened, proper, soft and feminine. She eats more vegambles and such healthy food. She doesn’t rip it, she poots.

One would never think that this little soft, feminine, manicured, proper lady could out-gas a burly individual like me but Imma tell you what - she can flat out clear the room. I bow to her sometimes in amazement as I am gasping for air.


125 posted on 03/15/2013 8:42:25 AM PDT by envisio (Its on like Donkey Kong!!)
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To: envisio
Sounds like you need...


127 posted on 03/15/2013 8:45:18 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: envisio

*their

and there’s nothing wrong with a 5’7” 130ish, preened, proper, soft and feminine person who likes vegetables and such healthy foods.

after all.. what good is a steak without some grilled asparagus and onions on top, and some mashed taters, gravy and corn on the side?
especially since it ensures a good rip combined with a really rank odor.


134 posted on 03/15/2013 8:55:25 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
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