To: Slings and Arrows
I somehow managed to get through a tour in the Marine Corps without getting any tattoos.
There's a really cute girl working at the local grocery store. I was ready to ask her out, then she had her hair up, and I saw a tattoo on her neck.
No longer interested.
40 posted on
03/14/2013 5:14:40 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
(You can't take the sky from me)
To: real saxophonist
Spray paint on a Rembrandt.
41 posted on
03/14/2013 6:16:51 AM PDT by
jimt
(Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed.)
To: real saxophonist
Good call. It’s been my experience that most women with visible tattoos have some serious problems.
43 posted on
03/14/2013 6:57:36 AM PDT by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
To: real saxophonist
It’s not a deal-breaker for me, but it’s darn sure not a plus.
52 posted on
03/14/2013 11:11:36 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: real saxophonist
I got through four years in the military and emergency untatted . I’m sure that if had one, my late wife wouldn’t have given me a second look, nor would my new bride. My favorite niece has a wee shamrock tat on the inside of her left ankle. My long-lost cousin had a bigger shamrock on the outside of his ankle.
57 posted on
03/14/2013 11:29:36 AM PDT by
Ax
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