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To: Slings and Arrows

I have no permanent ink and never will have any.

I very much preferred temporary, stick-on tattoos but have not worn any for about fifteen years.

One time I had one high and visible on my chest, a 1” red rose, and an unpleasant busybody
coworker was giving me grief about it. She refused to believe it was a decal until the next day
after I had washed it off.

Liberals. You can’t live with ‘em, and you can’t just shoot ‘em.

Another time, same butthead, I had a shiner, and she insisted! that I was a battered wife.
Actually, I really had walked into a door, literally. Anybody who knows me and Bryan would
believe that in a second, but not this one. She was going to call the cops on Bryan! I got out my
big guns (I told my boss to make her back off), and she left me alone. My boss knows Bryan
and is a friend of mine. We still email and exchange Christmas cards 17 years after I left the job.


32 posted on 03/14/2013 3:02:18 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

“A 1” red rose.. on my chest”.

Dang.... and here we all thought you were a sweet “old lady” when in reality... you are just plain WILD!! LOL!!!


35 posted on 03/14/2013 4:39:39 AM PDT by momtothree
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46 posted on 03/14/2013 7:08:49 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: TheOldLady

LOL

“Liberals. You can’t live with ‘em, and you can’t just shoot ‘em.
Another time, same butthead, I had a shiner, and she insisted! that I was a battered wife.
Actually, I really had walked into a door, literally. Anybody who knows me and Bryan would
believe that in a second, but not this one. She was going to call the cops on Bryan! I got out my
big guns (I told my boss to make her back off), and she left me alone. My boss knows Bryan
and is a friend of mine. We still email and exchange Christmas cards 17 years after I left the job.”


47 posted on 03/14/2013 8:17:46 AM PDT by Bryan
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To: TheOldLady

Sheesh. Some people can mind everyone’s business but their own.


55 posted on 03/14/2013 11:15:34 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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