To: JoeProBono
2 posted on
03/10/2013 8:55:33 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: JoeProBono
“The worst thing was I was in the middle of making my tea when I found it — it put me off my pork chops I was so disgusted,” he said.
This is something only a Brit would say, having lived in the UK, this line made me laugh out loud!
3 posted on
03/10/2013 8:59:04 AM PDT by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
To: JoeProBono
He isn’t aware of British customs? A bird in the shoe, an eel in the knickers, and a spider in the hat.
4 posted on
03/10/2013 9:00:04 AM PDT by
mnehring
To: JoeProBono
Bloody hell!
Nothing would put me off my pork chops.
5 posted on
03/10/2013 9:00:21 AM PDT by
mylife
(Story Of My Life)
To: JoeProBono
6 posted on
03/10/2013 9:02:00 AM PDT by
tflabo
(Truth or Tyranny)
To: JoeProBono
There was a time when LL Bean duck shoes were considered the height of yuppie fashion...
8 posted on
03/10/2013 9:03:53 AM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: JoeProBono
At least it wasn’t bunnyslippers...
9 posted on
03/10/2013 9:05:52 AM PDT by
Hardraade
(http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Vendetta))
To: JoeProBono
A bird in the foot is worth two in the tush.
12 posted on
03/10/2013 9:19:46 AM PDT by
bunkerhill7
("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Marchione.)
To: JoeProBono
Some poor Chinese worker lost his lunch over this. No he wasn't ill. The bird was supposed to be his lunch.
13 posted on
03/10/2013 9:21:09 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
To: JoeProBono
They were probably Goodyear Wingfoot promotional slippers.
To: JoeProBono; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
It’s a good thing he got rid of them before he got pigeon-toed or developed crow’s feet.
Who could blame him though when he stormed into the shop & flipped them the bird...
16 posted on
03/10/2013 9:28:28 AM PDT by
mikrofon
(Not to mention the fowl foot odor...)
To: JoeProBono
If he didn’t notice the smell first, his feet must stink all by themselves....
To: JoeProBono
Maybe Weather Bird shoes. They sponsored Pinky Lee. I can’t believe I remembered that.
19 posted on
03/10/2013 9:34:07 AM PDT by
Starstruck
(I need a 30 round magazine because liberal whine gives me a buzz.)
To: JoeProBono
It's nesting season. Birds will build in the strangest of places. Has PETA been called yet?
24 posted on
03/10/2013 9:45:54 AM PDT by
Daffynition
(The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
To: JoeProBono
Obviously a “cheep” pair of shoes..
26 posted on
03/10/2013 9:53:15 AM PDT by
howlinhound
(Live your life so that, when you get up in the morning, Satan says, "Oh Crap!..He's awake" - Unknown)
To: JoeProBono
Now why does this make me think of Monty Python`s “Dead Parrot” skit?
31 posted on
03/10/2013 10:05:59 AM PDT by
nomad
To: JoeProBono
And in a related story:
Man Finds Hippo in His Wife's Pajamas
NEWS at 11.
33 posted on
03/10/2013 10:14:07 AM PDT by
lbryce
(BHO:"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds by way Oppenheiner at Trinity NM)
To: JoeProBono
35 posted on
03/10/2013 11:05:52 AM PDT by
onedoug
To: JoeProBono
Take a look at the slippers and Mr. Gregory here:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4833911/I-found-dead-bird-in-my-Primark-slippers.html
I think he’s looking for his 15 minutes of fame, and wouldn’t be surprised if he sues Primark, looking for easy money. I work in retail, and I can’t begin to tell you the bizarre stories our customers come up with when they’re trying to make a quick buck off of the store I work for (which, by the way, they usually get). The more outrageous the story, the less likely I am to believe it.
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