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Man finds dead bird sewn into slipper
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| March. 10, 2013
Posted on 03/10/2013 8:52:52 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono
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posted on
03/10/2013 8:55:33 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: JoeProBono
“The worst thing was I was in the middle of making my tea when I found it — it put me off my pork chops I was so disgusted,” he said.
This is something only a Brit would say, having lived in the UK, this line made me laugh out loud!
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posted on
03/10/2013 8:59:04 AM PDT
by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
To: JoeProBono
He isn’t aware of British customs? A bird in the shoe, an eel in the knickers, and a spider in the hat.
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posted on
03/10/2013 9:00:04 AM PDT
by
mnehring
To: JoeProBono
Bloody hell!
Nothing would put me off my pork chops.
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posted on
03/10/2013 9:00:21 AM PDT
by
mylife
(Story Of My Life)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
03/10/2013 9:02:00 AM PDT
by
tflabo
(Truth or Tyranny)
To: mnehring
He isnt aware of British customs? A bird in the shoe, an eel in the knickers, and a spider in the hat.
Say, is that an eel in your knickers or are you happy to...oh...it is an eel. Never mind.
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posted on
03/10/2013 9:03:49 AM PDT
by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
To: JoeProBono
There was a time when LL Bean duck shoes were considered the height of yuppie fashion...
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posted on
03/10/2013 9:03:53 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: JoeProBono
At least it wasn’t bunnyslippers...
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posted on
03/10/2013 9:05:52 AM PDT
by
Hardraade
(http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Vendetta))
To: mnehring
Kippers in your knickers would be a shock.
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posted on
03/10/2013 9:16:08 AM PDT
by
mylife
(Story Of My Life)
To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
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posted on
03/10/2013 9:18:40 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: JoeProBono
A bird in the foot is worth two in the tush.
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posted on
03/10/2013 9:19:46 AM PDT
by
bunkerhill7
("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Marchione.)
To: JoeProBono
Some poor Chinese worker lost his lunch over this. No he wasn't ill. The bird was supposed to be his lunch.
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posted on
03/10/2013 9:21:09 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
To: JoeProBono
They were probably Goodyear Wingfoot promotional slippers.
To: Uncle Chip
They weren’t redwing work slippers.
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posted on
03/10/2013 9:23:07 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: JoeProBono; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
It’s a good thing he got rid of them before he got pigeon-toed or developed crow’s feet.
Who could blame him though when he stormed into the shop & flipped them the bird...
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posted on
03/10/2013 9:28:28 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Not to mention the fowl foot odor...)
To: JoeProBono
If he didn’t notice the smell first, his feet must stink all by themselves....
To: mylife
They might have been standard union “featherbedding” slippers.
To: JoeProBono
Maybe Weather Bird shoes. They sponsored Pinky Lee. I can’t believe I remembered that.
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posted on
03/10/2013 9:34:07 AM PDT
by
Starstruck
(I need a 30 round magazine because liberal whine gives me a buzz.)
To: mnehring
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posted on
03/10/2013 9:36:28 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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