Captain Larry Fine stated today; “We was minding our own business, when all of a sudden, we was surrounded by the Japs. They tried to squish our ship like a grape.”
First Mate Moe Howard added, “Our motor is all wet and she ain’t runnin’ too good, neither.”
Engineer Curly Howard said, “This is a real mess!”
I think you owe the Three Stooges an apology. ;^)