[nickcarraway]

I hope this thread doesn’t turn into one of those debates between the Reformed Church of the Alligator God and the other Alligator God denominations.

[Secret Agent Man]

Hmmmmppf.

Everyone knows you pray to the CROCODILE god to destroy evidence.

[MWS]

I doubt that will happen.

Everyone knows that the Reformed Church of the Alligator God is far superior to any other Aligator God denomination. There simply is no debate about the matter to be had.

[Slings and Arrows]

Witnesses: Suspects Prayed to 'Alligator God' to Destroy Evidence

Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any deity of order Crocodylia.