Hi Jonny! :)
Sorry about the false advertising ;)
Songs to listen to while the dentist gives you a root canal?
But it should be his last. HORRIBLE. He wouldn't have got past the auditions with this, suttering or not.
Randy: I'm actually kind of speechless. I love you as a person. But all I can say is NO, NO, NO. That was horrible. Felt like the auditions. I don't know what's going on with you. I think that's the worst performance you've ever had on the show.
Mariah: Lazaro, here's the thing. I've been accused of being too nice. The powers that be have reminded me that I'm here to judge. You can't go into another key and stay in the old key. This is kind of a big deal. How do I say this? Sometimes it's harder to sing a quiet song ...
[Okay, I'm interrupting here. Mariah is just blathering on and on. IT SUCKED! Just say it!.]
Keith: You have millions of fans who will still love you no matter what. You're singing above the key, blah, blah ...
[Another tortured review] Minaj is laughing while Keith talks, lol. She checks her watch.
Minaj: Hey, Lazzy. Ryan, let's just pretend I already gave my review because, honey chile, we're gonna be here all night.
Seacrest asks Lazaro about his cluster-f of a performance.
Lazaro: We chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhanged the key alot and--
Seacrest cuts him off. LOL! The stutter has worn out it's usefulness.
She sings "What the world needs now is love, sweet love." WOW. I'm awake now. Perfect antidote for the Lazaro trainwreck.
Mariah: You know who you are. You sing as Kree. I loved the arrangement. Perfect for your voice. I look at you and I see someone who isn't trying to produce an emotional response. You're just being you. If you want to ham it up and fake an emotion go ahead
Keith: You have genuine compassion for people, that's what I feel.
Minaj: Hello, Kreedom. You're voice is so sweet humble, but at the same time it's hella-cocky. If you're not performing at the Country Music Awards next year, my name ain't Oninka Mirag. (LOL! That's funny)
Randy: So glad you peformed after the last singer. This is a singing competition. That's what it's all about!
She sings Bacharach's "I'll never fall in love again". She does a great job with dull, sleepy, boring song.
Keith: I feel like we see a different side of you every week. (meaning that as a compliment)
Janelle: I try not to be a one trick pony. (laughs)
Minaj: There is no doubt in my mind, you can be an huge commerical success. But this was boring.
Randy: (Agrees) No matter what the theme is you can still be Janelle.
Mariah: I enjoyed how simple you were. I love you're effervescence. Very cool. This is clearly something you don't sing every day.