From VFTW:
This Story Is Completely Unrelated To American Idol Or Ryan Seacrest
Posted by smarterthanpickler on Monday, March 18, 2013 at 11:05 PM EDT
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At VFTW we generally focus on American Idol-related stories but every once in a while we’ll post about something else. Like this juicy little tidbit that’s floating around the internet about some famous couple that’s recently broken up...
People are sad over this attractive couples split. Lets clarify a few things about their relationship. First of all, they were never a real couple. However, they really were friends with one another. Secondly, the arrangement worked so well over time, that they actually thought about making it more permanent. Thirdly, they broke up very suddenly, but it was not because of a conflict between the man and the woman. The real conflict was between the man and the womans brother. Thats right! The guy didnt really break up with her. He was actually breaking up with her brother! She was just a casualty of the fallout. Why did they break up? One guy heard that the other betrayed him (we dont know if it was true or not). The breakup followed very quickly after that. It was very sudden and very ugly.
In completely unrelated news, VFTW is sad to report that American Idol host Ryan Seacrest has broken up with his girlfriend Julianne Hough, sister of professional dancer Derek Houg
Thanks Peggy, I love the nuances of the wording, lol.
Saw that! So totally Seacrest.