BURNELL?????????? GOod god, and here I thought Vernell was bad.but BURNELL???? I swear some of these ghetto moms have to be on serious drugs to name their kids as they do.
You’ll love this, Mags.
I was helping out in a local middle school, and here were some of the girls’ names, and their “clever” spelling:
Teaquila
Misdermeaner (I wanted to ask if she had a sister named Felony)
Ms. Lateesha (yes, the Gloria Steinhem Ms.)
Promise Favors (that mother should be slapped)
The lady I was working alongside pointed to the next name on the list and said, “Why do they do this to their children?”
The child’s name was Enma. I posited that these women must be looking at their hospital charts. “Oooh. How pretty. Enema. Oh wait—there’s Chlamydia. I can’t choose!”
Yes, I am rotten.