You’ll love this, Mags.
I was helping out in a local middle school, and here were some of the girls’ names, and their “clever” spelling:
Teaquila
Misdermeaner (I wanted to ask if she had a sister named Felony)
Ms. Lateesha (yes, the Gloria Steinhem Ms.)
Promise Favors (that mother should be slapped)
The lady I was working alongside pointed to the next name on the list and said, “Why do they do this to their children?”
The child’s name was Enma. I posited that these women must be looking at their hospital charts. “Oooh. How pretty. Enema. Oh wait—there’s Chlamydia. I can’t choose!”
Yes, I am rotten.
If this guy stays in for a few weeks I’ll get a chance to brush up on my spanish I guess..... sheesh
Not to mention the twins Safillis and Ganoria (yep the VD twins)