Charlie Askew
Out of left field song choice: Genesis' "Mama".
With his hair pulled back in a ponytail and wearing a tanktop, Charlie looks like particularly unattractive girl. His skin is so white it's messing up the contrast on my TV.
The song is not even close to good. Lot of screaming. A total mess.
Keith: I wish I knew what people are saying now. The expression on peoples faces here was varied. You have a huge range. You could front a band doing your own thing and maybe at this point that might be more where I see you. This feels disingenuous. Most disconnected I've felt with you.
Minaj: Where's my little baby at, Chawlie? I don't want to see your arms (LOL!) I don't want to see that ponytail. Seriously. I want my cute cuddly Charlie back. This is like a darker thing. I'm upset (whiiiiiines)
Randy: The front part, dude, was terrible. At the end you went to a scream. I was like, whoa what's going on. I didn't know what was going on.
Mariah: You've already gotten an earful from everybody. You know that I enjoy you as a person. You add some diversity to the group. (but basically he doesn't measure up to the rest of the talent)
Oh crap, he's gonna cry. "The only reason I smile so much is because I feel like I have too." 
Seacrest has to go Dr. Phil on Charlie. He puts his hand on his pasty white shoulder. "Hang in there, buddy."
Awkward Charlie leaves the stage awkwardly. "Can I go?"
Sheesh. Somebody put this kid on suicide watch.