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Man falls to his death after defecating between subway cars (New York City)
NY Post ^
| 1/15/13
| JENNIFER FERMINO, KAYLEE OSOWSKI and JAMIE SCHRAM
Posted on 01/15/2013 5:22:17 PM PST by jimbo123
It was his time to go.
A 31-year old Bronx man fell to his death this afternoon while defecating between subway cars on a moving number 6 train, cops said.
The man fell onto the tracks and was run over by the northbound train as it was leaving 125th Street station shortly after 4 pm, police said.
It gets weirder.
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TOPICS: Local News
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To: jimbo123
He should have taken the #2 train to Flushing.
To: a fool in paradise; Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; ...
Good thing he didn't hit the third rail - could've caused a brownout.
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posted on
01/15/2013 9:08:18 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: a fool in paradise; Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; ...
Good thing he didn't hit the third rail - could've caused a brownout.
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posted on
01/15/2013 9:09:17 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: jimbo123
Montezuma finally got his revenge!
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posted on
01/15/2013 9:20:02 PM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: jimbo123; a fool in paradise
What’s the latest poop on this story? Is the defecated train defective now?
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posted on
01/15/2013 9:21:35 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Slings and Arrows
.
Transit worker scrubbing the pooped on tracks. [UP Photo]
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posted on
01/15/2013 9:29:08 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: jimbo123
OK, I’ll read the whole article, but how could it possibly get weirder?
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posted on
01/15/2013 10:03:22 PM PST
by
Squawk 8888
(True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
To: Revolting cat!
In Toronto they announce a “problem at track level”.
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posted on
01/15/2013 10:09:53 PM PST
by
Squawk 8888
(True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
To: jimbo123
So according to the report another guy supposedly crawled from the tracks out of pure coincidence all bloody and likewise had been hit by a train at the same station?
Um, am I the only one that thinks they were knotted together like dogs and one “got the shaft” and the other avoided death by pure luck? I say the recipient started to fall in the heat of passion, grabbed the other one and both went over-board.
Call me crazy, but how would someone know he was defecating?
Maybe just an assumption since his pants were down and he was bent over?
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posted on
01/15/2013 11:59:46 PM PST
by
METARZAN
To: Flick Lives
You owe me a keyboard, monitor and a cup of coffee.
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posted on
01/16/2013 2:47:06 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
To: Revolting cat!
Who investigates these situations?
Is there an MTA defecation detective?
You can’t really “dust” for vomit. < /spinal tap >
To: SeminoleCounty; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
There are 8 million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
To: GeronL
this took 3 writers lol Must be unionized staffing.
To: jimbo123
It’s like the sign says, Holly, “LA VIA DEL TREN SUBTERRANEO ES PELIGROSA.”
So long, Holly.
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