Posted on 01/15/2013 5:22:17 PM PST by jimbo123
It was his time to go.
A 31-year old Bronx man fell to his death this afternoon while defecating between subway cars on a moving number 6 train, cops said.
The man fell onto the tracks and was run over by the northbound train as it was leaving 125th Street station shortly after 4 pm, police said.
It gets weirder.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
stupid people are everywhere
“fell to his death this afternoon while defecating between subway cars on a moving number 6 train”
His statement (by doing that) would be what?
I understand Obama is going to task Joe Biden with finding out how we can stop people crapping between subway cars and falling to their deaths. Note to Joe: Stick with the mental health aspect of it.
true. But we know better.
this took 3 writers lol
In the bowels of the big city, a man had to empty his bowels. Then, he got bowl-ed over
Cleanup on Track 9!
I hear that train a coming.
It’s rolling round the bend.
There’s a guy taking a dump between the cars
I saw his rear end.
Now I’m stuck in New York City
And time keeps dragging by.
When I hear that Letterman monologue
I hang my head and cry.
Not one more joke about people in the South after this. The guy was probably on his way to meet Bloomberg at an art gallery.
Never check for railroad tracks on your underwear.
Yeah, it gives a whole new meaning to “OH,....” don’t it?
Buck Owens - I Wouldn’t Live In New York City
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNAH75SfV0k
It ain’t nothin’ but a concrete jungle with people packed like sardines
Where everybody’s tryin’ to live beyond their means
Where all the natives hurry and scurry too and fro
And like a fleas on a puppy dog they got no place to go
I wouldn’t live in New York City if they gave me the whole dang town
Talk about a bummer it’s the biggest one around
Sodom and Gommorah was tame to what I found
I wouldn’t live in New York City if they gave me the whole dang town
Well I ain’t seen the sunshine since the day that I arrived
Cause brother I’ve been busy a tryin’ to survive
Nobody knows you’ve been here till you’re six feet under ground
Than you become a statistic if they remember to write you down
he was sh#t out of luck
Yeah, at least it wasn’t Florida this time!
Is the mayor limiting toilet time?
I bet the train left some serious skid marks.
Looks like this Darwin guy may have been onto something.
New York, the classiest city on Earth...
Where else can you have first class theater and last class turd bombing from a subway train?
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