Man falls to his death after defecating between subway cars (New York City)

NY Post ^ | 1/15/13 | JENNIFER FERMINO, KAYLEE OSOWSKI and JAMIE SCHRAM

[jimbo123]

It was his time to go.

A 31-year old Bronx man fell to his death this afternoon while defecating between subway cars on a moving number 6 train, cops said.

The man fell onto the tracks and was run over by the northbound train as it was leaving 125th Street station shortly after 4 pm, police said.

It gets weirder.

[SeaHawkFan]

That’s the shits.

[SeaHawkFan]

The lines are closed; we have our winner.

[woodenickel]

Shit happens

[jimbo123]

He should have taken the #2 train.

That is just too darn funny!

[mikrofon]

(Excerpt) Read more at nycompost.com ...

[elcid1970]

Not too far removed from those signs inside the Pullman car bathrooms that said, “Do not use while train is standing in station.”

Or maybe it was..........

[a fool in paradise]

Where was he defecting to?

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

What a crappy way to die!

[Hardraade]

Occupy?

[MotorCityBuck]

Sh*t Happens.

[SAMWolf]

It’s called “Thinning the herd”

[Mercat]

Passengers will please refrain
from using toilet while the train
is in the station darling I love you.
We encourage constipation
while the train is in the station
moonlight always makes me thing of you.

[djf]

Chit happens!

[DJlaysitup]

When it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go. I mean, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Wait. What?

Haha...that story will live in family lore for generations to come.

Aunt Jenny overcooking the Turkey...little Jimmy knocking over the Christmas tree...and Uncle Frank getting squished to death while taking a sh!t off a moving train. Ahh, family memories...

[Jaxter]

[mykroar]

Well crap, that’s a real shitter.

[Old Sarge]

Composite police sketch of the deceased:

[Clay Moore]

Did he leave a greasy skid-mark on the tracks of the oncoming train?

[Revolting cat!]

Note how the announcements to passengers still breathing and stuck underground indefinitely have to be sweet lies. In my neck of woods, during such delays the speakers announce a “police situation”, at best, or “system problem.”

[andy58-in-nh]

The bear missed the train and now he's walking.

If you're a Shepherd fan, you'll get that.