Looking for trouble is best done upstairs. When you look for trouble in the basement they tend to make movies about the encounter.
Movies you don't want to appear in.
We don’t have a basement. I had some kind of herb tea; it wasn’t labelled so I don’t know what it was, but it must have been caffeine-free, because I still feel sleepy.
Time to load up the Horde ... we are going to the bank, the Hobby Lobby, and then to church for fish-dinner.
You're probably not talking about this one then...