This must mean it was a cunning plan right from the start!
It doesn't work to define words to me. I prefer to misconstrue the language in posts. It makes being online more fun. Thanks to the built-in ambiguity in English, it's a never-ending source of entertainment, at least for me.
For most people who know me, they don't even reply any more, unless it looks like the misconstruction will lead to an entertaining discussion.
Scarmabling the language is a major entertainment of the Undead Thread.
And me.
This must mean it was a cunning plan right from the start!