I don't know how to type hands-down. I only know how to type hands-up.
I remember when the 386 was a new chip and people were just coming out with software to listen when you talk. One of our engineers was experimenting with the software. I asked him how it was doing. He said it was OK, but you had to remember when it was on. He said he was trying it out and someone knocked on his door. He turned to talk with the someone and when he turned back his hard drive was deleting itself. He has no idea what he said to cause it to interpret that but ...
Ummm... You have one of those funky Microsoft ergonomic keyboards, eh?