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To: NoCmpromiz
I've always been fond of The Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Navel One Midsummer's Night. Or was that somewhere else? (I rather liked it.)
1,091 posted on 01/21/2013 2:26:51 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Cyber Liberty
The Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Navel One Midsummer's Night. Or was that somewhere else?

Armpit.

It was in his armpit...

"Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" is a poem by Grunthos the Flatulent.

Putty. Putty. Putty.
Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty - Morning!
Pridsummer - Grorning Utty!
Discovery..... Oh.
Putty?..... Armpit?
Armpit..... Putty.
Not even a particularly
Nice shade of green.

lick*

Grunthos the Flatulent was the poetmaster of the Azgoths of Kria, writers of the second worst poetry in the universe.

1,093 posted on 01/21/2013 2:55:30 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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