Russian PM not joking – extraterrestrials live among us according to MIB documentary

exopolitics.org ^ | January 2, 2013. | Dr Michael Salla on

[BenLurkin]

Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev’s off-air comments that Russian Presidents are given a secret file about extraterrestrials living among us created much media interest. Most news reports claimed that Medvedev was simply joking. His apparent reference to the Men In Black movie as a source of information on a super secret agency that monitors extraterrestrials on Earth was commonly cited as key evidence that he was in fact joking. The reasoning is that no political leader would refer reporters to a comedy to clarify national policy. It has now emerged that Medvedev was not referring to the Men in Black comedy after all, but to a recent Russian television documentary titled “Men in Black” that reveals many details about an extensive cover up of extraterrestrial life visiting Earth.

However, a more accurate translation of what Medvedev actually said about the Men in Black phenomenon was: “You can receive more detailed information having watched the documentary film of the same name.” So Medvedev was referring to a Russian “documentary film” titled Men in Black, not the Hollywood blockbuster by the same name...

Russian Men In Black (MIB) documentary, a number of prominent UFO cases in Russia and the USA are discussed. The Roswell UFO crash is covered, along with a number of extraterrestrial abduction cases, and UFOs disabling nuclear weapons facilities. The documentary examines testimony that extraterrestrial bases have been established on Earth, and that some are in restricted US military areas with the full knowledge of the Pentagon. The documentary even goes on to seriously discuss President Eisenhower’s alleged meeting with extraterrestrials, where agreements were reached with some of the visitors giving them permission to take some of the Earth’s resources in exchange for advanced technology...

[Tax-chick]

Jake came in with snowflakes on his back.

[NicknamedBob]

I just know that Mother Nature is planning that old college prank. As soon as I go out the door, a bucket of snow is going to fall on my head.

[ArGee]

“Hey kid, c’mere!” the bowl of cereal whispered.

I hope the mods don't have to pull this. Hard to read, but you get the idea.

[Tax-chick]

Wear a hat.

[ArGee]

Don’t you have that backwards? In English sentence structure we would say, “A foot is something sinister.” That is, unless it’s poetry.

[ArGee]

Having experience at eating all three items, I find that only one of them reliably produces emissions that require a catalytic converter...

[ArGee]

If I were Darksheare, and I read that line, I would be picturing leftovers that are not being still ...

Given the references to Dexter, I thought the leftovers referred to living beings.

[ArGee]

It is impressive. (Tie-in with jet engine development.)

Not to mention propulsive diets.

[ArGee]

Thus eventually was born the jet engine.

That's a vicious lie.

The idea for the jet engine came when I sneezed in one of those chairs with wheels on it.

I don't remember the actual transition from one side of the room to the other, but the word is I took out two secretaries (yes, we called them that in those days) and one file cabinet.

If I had been eating split pea soup the night before we probably would have invented the RPG.

[ArGee]

My forecast appears to be mostly green with a slight chance of pink.

[JoeProBono]

[Monkey Face]

Not having a desire to eat anything with soy in the first five ingredients, unless it is soy sauce, which is fermented, and therefore, safe to eat.

(No sympathy here...)

[Monkey Face]

*spew*

What a waste of bacon and avacados.

[Monkey Face]

One of my favorite C&H Sunday strips. I have three or four books of C&H. I drag them out when I’m feeling especially blue. Today may be a good day for doing it....

[NicknamedBob]

"Wear a hat."

My Hat

I don’t go out without my hat,
When it is cold outside,
Or on those bright and sunny days,
It helps my eyes to hide.

And always when it’s raining,
I wear it too at night.
Let’s face it, when you see me out,
My hat is in plain sight.

My wife complains I’m wearing it,
Much too much, she said.
“You have to let a little air get to,
The hair that’s on your head.”

I just respond by pointing out,
My hat will let it grow,
My hair is quite shade tolerant,
Besides, how would she know?

NicknamedBob . . . . April 6, 2004

[Darksheare]

The unquiet inside the refrigerator was audible three rooms away.
A scratching, a gelatinous flopping, and even the ghostly sound of faint clucking.
One intrepid, or extremely oblivious, adventurer opened the fridge to see what the deal was.

*creak*

“Honey? When did we start putting little banners on the food in the fridge?”
He didn’t notice all the dishes turning towards him.
Nor did he notice that they were now charging.
“Get him!” he noticed that a little too late.

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

Soy Sauce Beef and Eggs

[Monkey Face]

That took care of my desire for breakfast...

[Tax-chick]

Fortunately, I’d already eaten, some hours ago.