Russian PM not joking – extraterrestrials live among us according to MIB documentary

exopolitics.org ^ | January 2, 2013. | Dr Michael Salla on

[BenLurkin]

Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev’s off-air comments that Russian Presidents are given a secret file about extraterrestrials living among us created much media interest. Most news reports claimed that Medvedev was simply joking. His apparent reference to the Men In Black movie as a source of information on a super secret agency that monitors extraterrestrials on Earth was commonly cited as key evidence that he was in fact joking. The reasoning is that no political leader would refer reporters to a comedy to clarify national policy. It has now emerged that Medvedev was not referring to the Men in Black comedy after all, but to a recent Russian television documentary titled “Men in Black” that reveals many details about an extensive cover up of extraterrestrial life visiting Earth.

However, a more accurate translation of what Medvedev actually said about the Men in Black phenomenon was: “You can receive more detailed information having watched the documentary film of the same name.” So Medvedev was referring to a Russian “documentary film” titled Men in Black, not the Hollywood blockbuster by the same name...

Russian Men In Black (MIB) documentary, a number of prominent UFO cases in Russia and the USA are discussed. The Roswell UFO crash is covered, along with a number of extraterrestrial abduction cases, and UFOs disabling nuclear weapons facilities. The documentary examines testimony that extraterrestrial bases have been established on Earth, and that some are in restricted US military areas with the full knowledge of the Pentagon. The documentary even goes on to seriously discuss President Eisenhower’s alleged meeting with extraterrestrials, where agreements were reached with some of the visitors giving them permission to take some of the Earth’s resources in exchange for advanced technology...

[Darksheare]

Is that before or after he dices people up?

[moose07]

The slicing and dicing service would be at your disposal.
Just don’t turn your back on the suspects...

[Darksheare]

They vanish suddenly, don’t they?

[Monkey Face]

You can’t have it both ways, Darks...they either vanish or they remain to pester you...

[NoCmpromiz]

second post was supposed to be mirrored so Moose07 would get it.

Must be careful when invoking the RAID 1 function on your keyboard.

[moose07]

Bagged-up and in the Bay!

[Darksheare]

The vanishing is good, but where do they go?
And do they have anything good in their pockets?

[moose07]

*Groan* Lol...

[Darksheare]

A case of “take out order to go.”

[Monkey Face]

Perhaps they are more like Gollum than Samwise...

Fillthy nassty things in the pocketsesss...

[NoCmpromiz]

We’re having leftover chicken again.

But... Unless your leftover chicken is made of, say, tofu, it does not have the same effect as leftover split pea soup... ;-)

[Monkey Face]

And you know that because...???

[moose07]

Yep ,not to go, but already gone. Splash.

Contents of the ‘take outs’ are just as dubious over there as well then?
You never know if that is rat,cat,dog,or chicken. (or Horse)

This could turn in to a mass Cereal killing before you know it!
Perhaps we hired the wrong Detective.

[NoCmpromiz]

And you know that because...???

Depends on whether you are inquiring about the chicken, the tofu, or the split pea soup...

[Monkey Face]

Yes.

[NicknamedBob]

"Who would have thought the subject of cereal would become such a maze?"

You misspelled "maize". Really, if you're going to construct puns, orthographic rectitude is your friend.

[moose07]

[moose07]

The spelling was deliberate.
It maintains the original meaning but installs the other thought in the readers head.
Just how i like to launch 'em.

[Darksheare]

The same way they know not to use too much chili powder, “culinary misadventure” so to speak.

[NicknamedBob]

Sounds like a corny excuse to me.