[Las Vegas Dave]

[Hugin]

Looks like true love to me.

[patriot08]

You mean he didn’t get married in his robe and pajamas?

Disgusting old puke.

[Wingy]

I hope she did well with her pre-nup. She will probably need it.

[lowbridge]

That golddiger is after his social security check.

[lowbridge]

In 4 years she’ll be 30. Then he’ll dump her for a younger chick.

[twister881]

Ricky Gervais explaining why Miss Harris broke up with Hef the first time: "He lied about his age...he told me he was 96."

[iowamark]

The divorce is scheduled for April. The funeral is scheduled for June.

[twister881]

Early this morning the LAPD arrested Mr. Hefner. The charge: Assault With a Dead Weapon.

[Hot Tabasco]

Did the mansion get rid of its bedbug infestation?

[Olog-hai]

Prolefeed. Nothing but.

[Telepathic Intruder]

A 60 year age gap. Yup, happens all the time. I’m sure it doesn’t have anything to do with his money.

[windsorknot]

He’s robbing the cradle, while she’s robbing the crypt. Perhaps she’s a paleontologist with a fascination with fossils..

[driftless2]

A few seconds after they tie the knot, Hefner reveals to his new bride that he’s totally bankrupt and that she’s liable for his debts along with him. The next sound you hear is a whoosh as his new spouse sets a new land speed record when exiting the premises.

[Venturer]

I bet her parents are proud of their little whore.

[A.A. Cunningham]

Crystal is a prostitute plain and simple as is any woman who marries or stays married for money.

[driftdiver]

really really Really creepy

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

[Red in Blue PA]

Soma

[Vaduz]

No fool like an old fool $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

[bearsgirl90]

There isn’t enough money in print............ :-/