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To: Slings and Arrows; Tax-chick
"Preferred pet"? More households own dogs than cats.

If cats are the 'preferred' pet, then it's because of Eleanor Abernathy Syndrome. Except for Tax-chick. In her case it's because she's brilliant and practically perfect in every way.

28% of dog owners own more than one dog. 52% of cat owners own more than one cat, plus their share of the 60,000,000 stray and feral cats.

For the record, my family owns two dogs. My youngest daughter, still at home and still in high school, owns two cats. And she neglected to clean the litter box before heading off to working the closing shift at Chick-fil-A.

20 posted on 12/29/2012 2:53:08 PM PST by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster
52% of cat owners own more than one cat ...

There you go! Also, babies like cats.

Little-box-neglect is characteristic of teenagers. Sometimes it gets bad enough that the catz go on the bathroom floor.

We currently have Batty Pat, just turned 11, on box-duty.

23 posted on 12/29/2012 2:59:12 PM PST by Tax-chick (I'm not crazy ... I'm just not you.)
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To: Scoutmaster

Xactly.

It’s easy for cats to outnumber dogs when one out of five cat owners have 47 cats!

I have the privilege of living next door to one of the crazy cat ladies... she has, the last time I counted, at least 6 or 7 coming and going and routing around my house.

So far, I have spared her the agony of watching me Bar-B-Q one of her cats.

Don’t know how long that will last...

I tried everything to keep them from digging my garden.
Even got this powdered Coyote urine, (MAN, WE ARE TALKIN SOME FOUL STUFF), them bastid cats of hers just laughed...

So. Go on thinking cats are gods.
They agree.

What does that make you?


41 posted on 12/29/2012 4:53:25 PM PST by djf (Conservative values help the poor. Liberal values help them STAY poor!!!)
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To: Scoutmaster

“And she neglected to clean the litter box before heading off to working the closing shift at Chick-fil-A. “

I am sure her customers at Chick-fil-a won’t see that as a negative.


48 posted on 12/29/2012 6:05:30 PM PST by Nik Naym (It's not my fault... I have compulsive smartass disorder.)
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