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To: MestaMachine

Sure - every poster is welcome.


26 posted on 11/30/2012 5:44:53 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee
Oh, so sorry. You said stupid POSTS.

Carry on!

27 posted on 11/30/2012 5:46:04 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee

Well. okay, but I warn you, these are REALLY stupid and the kind I actually like best. Go figure.

Q. What is black, lives in a tree, and is very dangerous?
A. A crow with a machine gun.

Q, What is green, lives in a swamp, and is very dangerous?
A. A frog with a hand grenade.

Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A. Here come the elephants.
Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing Foster Grants?
A. Nothing. He didn’t recognize them.

Q. Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A. For stomping out forest fires.
Q. Why do elephants have toe jam?
A. From stopmping out burnt ducks.


30 posted on 11/30/2012 5:55:22 AM PST by MestaMachine (It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
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To: ArGee
...every poster is welcome.

Even this motivational poster?


77 posted on 11/30/2012 7:37:41 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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