Well. okay, but I warn you, these are REALLY stupid and the kind I actually like best. Go figure.
Q. What is black, lives in a tree, and is very dangerous?
A. A crow with a machine gun.
Q, What is green, lives in a swamp, and is very dangerous?
A. A frog with a hand grenade.
Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A. Here come the elephants.
Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing Foster Grants?
A. Nothing. He didn’t recognize them.
Q. Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A. For stomping out forest fires.
Q. Why do elephants have toe jam?
A. From stopmping out burnt ducks.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back when you throw it?
A stick.
For the record... My son - who is a freshman member of the Corps of Cadets at Texas A&M University - asked me to help him find some good jokes... they can use them to get out of trouble with upper-classmen... make'em laugh, get out of trouble. Anyway, I thought "what better place to look for good jokes than the old OFST?" Not only are your jokes just the right amount of stupid, they are the ones I like best, too.
Belated welcome to the OFST.