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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 11/30/2012 4:40:26 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: ArGee
Little Johnny:
Mommy, mommy! Why do I keep running aound in circles???
Mommy:
Shut up or I’ll nail your OTHER foot to the floor.
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posted on
11/30/2012 7:44:07 AM PST
by
MestaMachine
(It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
To: MestaMachine
What’s black and white a red nowhere?
The NY Times
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
OK, I guess I’m clueless...who’s the guy popping up in the back of the car?
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posted on
11/30/2012 7:49:21 AM PST
by
Mr. Silverback
(Cigarettes are like squirrels: Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and set it on fire)
To: a fool in paradise
Why do teapots whistle?
Because they can’t talk!
85
posted on
11/30/2012 7:50:30 AM PST
by
MestaMachine
(It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
To: baddog 219; JoeProBono; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
To: MestaMachine
We allowed one in the WH didn’t we?
87
posted on
11/30/2012 7:55:38 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: MestaMachine
Why do teapots whistle?
Because they don’t know the lyrics.
88
posted on
11/30/2012 7:58:43 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(I will not comply.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
Q: What do you call two gay guys named Bob
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A: Oral Roberts
91
posted on
11/30/2012 8:01:06 AM PST
by
CodeJockey
(Barack 0bamacide... Destroys economies on on contact!)
To: Lucky9teen
92
posted on
11/30/2012 8:02:32 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: Baynative
That's, "If America
were a house, ..."
93
posted on
11/30/2012 8:07:37 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: Dead Corpse
Two young girls went to an antiques carnival and decided to have their picture taken together.
As the photographer went under the black hood of the antique camera, one girl asked the other why he was doing that.
The girl answered, “Because he needs to focus.”
The other girl became instantly alarmed and exclaimed, “Bofus???”
94
posted on
11/30/2012 8:09:14 AM PST
by
MestaMachine
(It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
To: ArGee
95
posted on
11/30/2012 8:11:13 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: BenLurkin
96
posted on
11/30/2012 8:11:43 AM PST
by
EQAndyBuzz
(George W. Bush is the Emmanuel Goldstein of the modern era.)
To: Lucky9teen
Male Logic
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time. My work is done here.
_____
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
‘Take only ONE . God is watching.’
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples.’
97
posted on
11/30/2012 8:14:34 AM PST
by
unique1
To: ArGee
The human thumb
98
posted on
11/30/2012 8:15:31 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: ArGee
I’m donating my brain to Science. They told me they have an opening in their schedule next Tuesday afternoon.
99
posted on
11/30/2012 8:17:20 AM PST
by
Erasmus
(Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
To: martin_fierro
100
posted on
11/30/2012 8:17:30 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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