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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 11/30/2012 4:40:26 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
To: ArGee
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
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posted on
11/30/2012 5:31:25 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: Lucky9teen; All
Hi. I’ve never posted on this thread before, so I am not sure what qualifies as a silly post. Do you allow like, really stupid jokes?
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posted on
11/30/2012 5:32:07 AM PST
by
MestaMachine
(It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
To: Lucky9teen
Sounds legit.
To: Lucky9teen
When it comes to the so-called “fiscal cliff” both parties are beginning to remind me of the man in Gone With The Wind who was getting a leg amputated: “I CAN’T STAND IT! PLEASE, DON’T CUT! DON’T CUT! (incoherent screaming)”
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posted on
11/30/2012 5:38:06 AM PST
by
NRA1995
(CNN should be PNN (Propaganda, Never News))
To: MestaMachine
Sure - every poster is welcome.
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posted on
11/30/2012 5:44:53 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
Oh, so sorry. You said stupid POSTS.
Carry on!
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posted on
11/30/2012 5:46:04 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
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posted on
11/30/2012 5:46:39 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/30/2012 5:52:22 AM PST
by
Disambiguator
(America chose...poorly.)
To: ArGee
Well. okay, but I warn you, these are REALLY stupid and the kind I actually like best. Go figure.
Q. What is black, lives in a tree, and is very dangerous?
A. A crow with a machine gun.
Q, What is green, lives in a swamp, and is very dangerous?
A. A frog with a hand grenade.
Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A. Here come the elephants.
Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing Foster Grants?
A. Nothing. He didn’t recognize them.
Q. Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A. For stomping out forest fires.
Q. Why do elephants have toe jam?
A. From stopmping out burnt ducks.
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posted on
11/30/2012 5:55:22 AM PST
by
MestaMachine
(It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
To: ArGee
I keep clicking “Check Mail” on my webmail app.
Nobody ever sends me a check.
What’s up with that?
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posted on
11/30/2012 5:56:04 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: MestaMachine
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back when you throw it?
A stick.
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posted on
11/30/2012 5:57:16 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: ArGee
I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette!
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posted on
11/30/2012 6:00:27 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
Thank you. I feel much better now. LOL
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posted on
11/30/2012 6:00:41 AM PST
by
MestaMachine
(It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
To: petercooper
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posted on
11/30/2012 6:01:18 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm!
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posted on
11/30/2012 6:16:57 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: Lucky9teen
Mr. Rogers has had enough silliness, kids!
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posted on
11/30/2012 6:17:42 AM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: ArGee
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posted on
11/30/2012 6:18:00 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
My uncle’s dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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posted on
11/30/2012 6:28:56 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
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