To: crusty old prospector
When was the last time you could get cigarettes for a buck?
Thank you. I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress well.
8 posted on
11/20/2012 8:05:35 AM PST by
KarlInOhio
(Big Bird is a brood parasite: laid in our nest 43 years ago and we are still feeding him.)
To: KarlInOhio
The buck stops here.
To: KarlInOhio
18 posted on
11/20/2012 8:11:49 AM PST by
NonValueAdded
("Our president ... makes big speeches packed full of little ideas" Charles C. W. Cooke)
To: KarlInOhio
“When was the last time you could get cigarettes for a buck?”
BOO! Hissss!!!
19 posted on
11/20/2012 8:12:28 AM PST by
CodeToad
(Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off.)
To: KarlInOhio
Three deer used the automatic doors at a Kohl’s department store to get in... and then leave.
Shoppers in Iowa got an unusual glimpse of wildlife Monday morning when a doe and two fawns wandered into a department store.
Coralville Police Chief Barry Bedford says the deer used doors that open automatically to get into a Kohl’s store.
He says the fawns stayed in the store’s vestibule, but their mother made it into the store and headed toward the back.
Police say employees opened up some back doors and the doe exited. The two fawns turned around and used the automatic exit doors to leave the store.
No injuries or damage was reported.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/3-deer-automatic-doors-enter-store-article-1.1204686#ixzz2CmC46EXM
deer getting a jump on their Black Friday shopping...
26 posted on
11/20/2012 8:16:57 AM PST by
TurboZamboni
(Looting the future to bribe the present)
To: KarlInOhio
Bada-Bing!! (rim shot) Thanks!! I needed a laugh this morning!!
35 posted on
11/20/2012 8:21:57 AM PST by
Polyxene
(Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
To: KarlInOhio
46 posted on
11/20/2012 8:41:48 AM PST by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: KarlInOhio
GOOD ONE THANKS
(now my co-worker wonders what made me LOL)
51 posted on
11/20/2012 8:48:48 AM PST by
NEMDF
To: KarlInOhio
60 posted on
11/20/2012 9:03:49 AM PST by
Southside_Chicago_Republican
(If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
To: KarlInOhio
Boooo! Death penalty! Booo!
No rimshot for you!
;)
To: KarlInOhio
104 posted on
11/20/2012 12:15:34 PM PST by
JediJones
(Newt Gingrich warned us that the "King of Bain" was unelectable. Did you listen?)
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