Alcohol it seems is kind of like freedom...a lot of folks just can’t handle it.
Because, they can’t handle it, it should be taken away from everyone.
There are drunks,
There are lousy drunks,
And then there are really lousy drunks...
never be in the latter category...
Vendome’s rules for drinkin:
No drinking ‘for 9pm
No drinking if yer driving
No drinking if your sad
Nor drinking if your mad
No drinking around people you don’t like.
No drinking around people who can’t stand you...unless they can’t drink, then let er rip(Eff em...)
Bottom line, if drinking enhances you and you are generally not a happy drunk then it ain’t for you.
Try prescription drugs....