“And A-Rod steps up to the plate. He’s swinging some heavy wood today. He’s popped-up his last two times at bat. Ohhhhh....he got a piece of that one! Wait! The umpire is signaling the infield fly rule! He’s telling A-Rod to zip up his fly! What a game folks!”
A-Rod didn’t even step out onto the field tonight.
Former Arkansas coach Houston Nutt’s quarterback was Casey Dick. The headline one Saturday was “Nutt To Go With Dick”. You KNOW the writer knew what he was doing.