[Zuben Elgenubi]

That’s from IronMan’s chest.

[DaxtonBrown]

So, a woman gives birth and as she is recovering she asks the doctor how her baby is.
“Well Ihgave some good news and bad news” the doctor says.
“Give me the good news first” she says.
“Well, you just gave birth to a healthy 8 pound eyeball.”
“OMG, what’s the bad news?”
“It’s blind!”

Bada bing. That’s my favorite most disgusting joke.