So...
False Advertising is a Virtue.
Taking someone at their word, is a Sin.
And You’re a conservative.
Clear as mud.
And lying about what somebody said is... what you just did. If you’re gonna whine about somebody not being a conservative you should probably not do it in the same post where you lie. Out here in reality we all know “all you can eat” is within reasonable limits, it’s not false advertising, and it’s not violating anybody’s word. But of course as a filthy liar you wouldn’t understand that.