I would only go to Dicks if I wanted to get the latest fashionable kayaking clothing or some other gay looking stuff. I would never go there for anything gun related.
So, if you’re looking for “gay” stuff, you should buy one of them kayaks....the kind you can ‘bind’ to the top of your VW or Mini-Cooper and drive up to the mountains to get into some white water and get all wet with your ‘roommate’....