Ha! It’s cool. I know the type you mean. You see them in NC, too, in the Asheville area. Kayak in that context is interchangable for bike.
Oh! You mean the 'men' that wear them spandex knee length tights, spandex T's and them Alien helmets?.....Usually I see these guys sucking on a water bottle they grabbed out from between their legs on the bicycle (they absolutely hate it when you call their whateveritis thingy a 'bicycle'....) The only question I have is where do they put their balls when they jamb that tiny little seat up their keester while riding?