[ohiobushman]

When I was young,I thought the news was truthful and democrats were the good guys,then I grew up.

[Erasmus]

When I was a little tyke during the late Stalin Administration, I asked Dad if he was a "Democrap" or a "Neighborhood."

I'm a little fuzzy at this late date on what, if anything, those concepts meant to me at the time.

A while later I heard a new song on the radio by Nat "King" Cole. He stretched out the word "happiness" by holding the "p" consonant for while. I wondered what a hat and a penis had to do with each other.