When I was in High School, my little brother (5-6 yrs old) was asked to be in our cousin’s wedding. After the wedding, I told him “Congratulations”; he said “Why?”.
I told him that he was married, and that we sure were going to miss him at home. He denied being married.
I asked him:
Did you hold hands with the flower girl? Yes.
Did you have a ring? Yes
Did you to to see the Pastor in the front of the Church? Yes
Mom and Dad were laughing too hard to stop me ... thinking back, that was pretty mean. But, darn funny.
When one of my neices got married, her 6 year old daughter was to serve as flower girl. She didn’t want to because she honestly thought she was about to be married against her will to the ring bearer, a kid she met for the first time at the wedding rehearsal.
The poor girl was in tears.