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The Best and Funniest Country (esp. the South and Mid-West) Expressions [Vanity]
Pharmboy | 9-21-12 | Everyone

Posted on 09/21/2012 1:58:04 PM PDT by Pharmboy

I have always enjoyed hearing those funny and clever expressions handed down from grandmas and grandpas in the heartland. I grew up in the east, but went to school in the mid-west, and some of the guys I went to school with had some great ones.

I would love to hear some of yours.

I will start with a few that I heard years ago, and ask you folks to add your own favorites that you heard from friends and family.

My dad (NYC):

"Busier than a one-armed paper hanger."

From a buddy from Indiana:

"Well, he stands out like two turds in a pan of milk."

"She's crazier than a half-f***ed fox during the heat season."

From a guy from Georgia who lived down the hall [said about a woman who was not particularly attractive]:

She sure ain't nobody's pretty chile."

A woman from Maryland as she goes to answer the telelphone:

"What kind of fresh hell is this?"

Now you go...


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To: Pharmboy

And a couple more ...

Grandma sped through cleaning house: “I gave it a lick and a promise.”

Hired hands didn’t accomplish much on a project according to one of my dad’s friends. “They didn’t hit a lick.”


241 posted on 09/22/2012 2:14:44 PM PDT by Cloverfarm (This too shall pass ...)
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To: Tuanedge

Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while.

:)


242 posted on 09/22/2012 2:50:11 PM PDT by DiogenesLamp (Partus Sequitur Patrem)
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To: CatherineofAragon
Almost forgot....my mom, seeing Alan Colmes for the first time on Fox News: “That man looks like a frog peeping through ice!”

Seeing Alan Colmes, I thought he epitomized the saying, "He's got a face for radio."

243 posted on 09/22/2012 2:56:31 PM PDT by boatbums (God is ready to assume full responsibility for the life wholly yielded to Him.)
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To: Pharmboy

Grandpa, Meriden CT: “Better than a sharp stick in the eye” (not very good).

Grandma (NYC Public school teacher x 50 years, re: education reform): “Well, that’s fine, but somebody’s gotta clean the subways”.


244 posted on 09/22/2012 3:01:10 PM PDT by Jim Noble (Diseases desperate grown are by desperate appliance relieved or not at all.)
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To: mrs. a
The old time comedienne, Moms Mabely used to say, “My husband is so ugly he'd make a buzzard sick to its stomach.”
245 posted on 09/22/2012 3:05:03 PM PDT by boatbums (God is ready to assume full responsibility for the life wholly yielded to Him.)
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To: Pharmboy

“Thank God and Greyhound, you’re gone!”

“Next Greyhound outta here, be under it!”

“It ain’t easy bein’ easy.”


246 posted on 09/22/2012 3:08:59 PM PDT by boatbums (God is ready to assume full responsibility for the life wholly yielded to Him.)
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To: Pharmboy

“I’ve been educated beyond my intelligence.”

“I don’t understand everything I know about that.”


247 posted on 09/22/2012 3:13:13 PM PDT by boatbums (God is ready to assume full responsibility for the life wholly yielded to Him.)
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To: boatbums

LOL, without a shadow of a doubt.


248 posted on 09/22/2012 5:40:06 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Don't be afraid to see what you see. (Ronald Reagan))
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To: Pharmboy

“Not worth a tinker’s damn.”

http://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2010/11/tinker.html


249 posted on 09/23/2012 1:00:49 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (Libs, dems, unions, leftist scum & murderous muzzies - are like bacteria: attack, attack, attack!)
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