“A capacity for abstract thought and complex planning” They know this from looking at a stick. My little dog brings in sticks all the time. I knew he was a genius. We’re going on the Letterman show.
“My dog is a genius.”
“Well your genius dog is pooping on the stage.”
“I said he’s a genius Dave, I never said he could talk. That’s just his way of critiquing your show.”
;’)