[Salamander]

Because there's some perverse element in my psyche that thinks it would be hysterically insulting to cap some thug with a "Hello Kitty" 9mm.

:)

[my Mossberg, however, is plain, utilitarian black and stainless steel...how boring]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I just want one because the way the guys at the range react. :)

Hey I like being a girl.