Mr. Quackers, our local duck, is not evil. He has been so lonely since something around here decimated his tribe/sibs/herd/flock/whatever. We’ve ridden the farm vehicle (4 wheeler) all over the place to scare away the foxes/other predators.
My apology. This is what happens to one when one is uninformed. Please accept my apology Mr. Quackers. My uninformed stance has caused me shame. May Mr. Quackers and his flock duck the predators. Ducking out to keep me head.