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Man Nearly Died by Shipping Himself to Girlfriend (As a Romantic Gesture)
AsiaOne ^ | Tuesday, Sep 04, 2012

Posted on 09/05/2012 3:37:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A man from Chongqing in Southern China nearly suffocated to death after a romantic gesture to his girlfriend went wrong.

Mr Hu Seng had asked his friend to tape him into a box so he could ship himself via a courier service to his girlfriend, Li Wang.

However, the romantic gesture turned into a life-threatening event for Mr Hu when the courier company mixed up the address with another delivery.

The 30-minute wait turned into a three-hour ordeal for Mr Hu.

The material of the box was reportedly too thick for him to make any breathing holes while inside and he did not want to spoil the surprise by calling for attention.

When the box arrived at Li Wang's place, his friend was poised to record the event.

However, they found Mr Hu unconscious and looking pale upon opening the package.

Subsequently, paramedics were called over to her apartment to revive him.

He admitted, "I didn't realise it would take so long."

The courier company said they would not have accepted this delivery if they had known there was a person inside.

The spokesperson said that even for animals, a special container would be used so they can breathe properly.


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To: ColdOne

Excellent!


961 posted on 09/27/2012 9:33:45 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1346 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome
Almost as satisfying as a cup of high-grade coughee.

I woke up with a bad coughee this morning. I blame my roommate's strep throat.

Shouldn't have let him breathe in the house, dammit.

962 posted on 09/27/2012 9:39:09 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1346 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: Monkey Face

Meh. Letter from the Alderman, even though he’s a Rat, not goofy enough. I saw one about a guy busted for DUI on a horse...whenever I see threads like that I always glance at the calendar to see if it’s getting close to the First of the month.


963 posted on 09/27/2012 10:53:12 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Darksheare; null and void

How about THIS one, then?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2937021/posts


964 posted on 09/27/2012 11:39:20 AM PDT by Monkey Face ("Vegetarian" is another word for a lousy hunter.)
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To: Monkey Face

Maybe. True, it deals with true goofiness, but we’ve come to expect that from the Amish community when it comes to all things Obama, so it’s borderline.


965 posted on 09/27/2012 12:32:08 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Tax-chick

Didn’t mean to create a water problem. Okay, I’ll get the mop and bucket and clean it up. Dang, my post. That’ll teach me!


966 posted on 09/27/2012 1:09:25 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: null and void
"Shouldn't have let him breathe in the house, dammit."

You should know better by now. Next time tell 'im to take it outside.

967 posted on 09/27/2012 1:32:35 PM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: no-to-illegals; Flotsam_Jetsome; null and void; Cyber Liberty; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; ColdOne; ..

Tax-chick emailed me to say her IE and Firefox were not doing well, but that as soon as she can get a good connection, she will be back with us.


968 posted on 09/27/2012 2:38:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("Vegetarian" is another word for a lousy hunter.)
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To: Monkey Face

Thx!


969 posted on 09/27/2012 2:54:54 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Tax-chick

Concur.


970 posted on 09/27/2012 3:02:57 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Monkey Face

I don’t get the connection between a leak in the Pur filter and a clog or standing water. Don’t you turn the water on and off with the little knobby thing which is distant from the faucet and the filter? Has your Pur filter morphed into AI which turns itself on and off? Did someone DarkFAX you a manifestation which superficially resembles a Pur filter. I’ve been listening to a Dean Koontz book involving alien invasion, but your Pur filter is creeping me out a lot more than the book.


971 posted on 09/27/2012 3:12:27 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

:)


972 posted on 09/27/2012 3:13:22 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Monkey Face
The standing water is no longer in my sink, and I got blamed for the clog because of a “leak” in the Pur filter on the faucet. I guess the guy thought I ran water in the sink 24/7 but the most I run it is to fill ice cube trays.

That idjit doesn't know from Shineola. It's just a friggin' filter. Did he at least fix the problem? Is he worth anything at all?

973 posted on 09/27/2012 3:28:03 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick

There are people still using IE? Who knew?

I’ve gotta drive to Tokyo here in about 1/2 an hour. Talk about scary! I’d almost rather drive IE for a day without any AV protection. ;)


974 posted on 09/27/2012 3:40:33 PM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: Silentgypsy

I guess the dork figured I was over 62, a female and living alone, so that automatically makes me stupid. He is so far into the ozone layer as to be an air head. I should have blown in his ear and given him a refill.

The only time the leak (spray) was evident is if the water was on full force, and I seldom turn it on that high.

Since both sinks were affected, I’m sure it was just years of built up gunk that was dislodged when I used the baking soda, vinegar and plunger on it. *sheesh*


975 posted on 09/27/2012 3:53:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("Vegetarian" is another word for a lousy hunter.)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Silentgypsy

He fixed it, but as I said to SG, I think it was just years of gunk. I doubt if any tenant before me ever tried to keep the drains free, so I get the blame for the repair. HAH! The plumbing is almost 50 years old.

I WILL talk to the maintenance manager when I see him again. He knows me, and respects me for the knowledge I have garnered, of course, from being a military wife and having to learn how to DIY.

Disgusting.

Going to bed, now! Later, all!


976 posted on 09/27/2012 3:58:06 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("Vegetarian" is another word for a lousy hunter.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

Be safe!


977 posted on 09/27/2012 3:59:53 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("Vegetarian" is another word for a lousy hunter.)
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To: Monkey Face

Meh, so you get blamed. So long as you don’t get charged for it.


978 posted on 09/27/2012 4:52:18 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
I’m very sorry about your son’s friend. I have three young drivers, myself, so I’m constantly anxious.

Thanks TC.
I know what you mean, although I think I worry more now that the kids have moved out. When they lived with us, I knew what they were doing, and when to expect them. Now I hear traffic reports, and have no idea what their schedules are, or where they might be. Add paranoia, and stir, lol.

Face, I'm just happy you and your son both survived the accidents. :-)

979 posted on 09/27/2012 4:53:28 PM PDT by fanfan ("But if Muslims were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
This the kind of weird story that makes UT.
980 posted on 09/27/2012 5:41:57 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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