Man Nearly Died by Shipping Himself to Girlfriend (As a Romantic Gesture)

AsiaOne ^ | Tuesday, Sep 04, 2012

[Darksheare]

Actually, for me you’d need the Disapproving Deer Stare® as I have had deer drink my coffee.
I haven’t run across a dog that would drink my coffee.

Reason I mentioned it: Deer act like zombies after drinking my coffee.
And Altariel mentioned zombie dogs.
My guess was that coffee zombie dogs weren’t possible.

Unless you know something I don’t?

[null and void]

You must be a disembodied intellect to have lasted so long in the jury pool.

Pretty much, OTOH, they never asked me any questions...

[null and void]

as long as you throw your hat in here once in a while

[LibreOuMort]

Aaaahhhh, but bull elk are such good eating!

[LibreOuMort]

Thank you for standing up for me. I am under quite a bit right now.... today it’s the left arm. Wish I could amputate..... pain is outrageous. Even PT was of minimal help. :-(

[Tax-chick]

Elen will be 14-1/2 next month, so she can go to Driver’s Ed as soon as they announce another class. Yippee.

[NicknamedBob]

"... she can go to Driver’s Ed as soon as they announce another class. Yippee."

Let's see. If I jack up the main beams, and put some steel rollers under them, I could use hydraulic jacks to slowly move the house back up the hill behind me about fifty feet.

*Estimates angles and velocities*

Yeah, that should be sufficient. She won't be driving a Buick.

[Silentgypsy]

You might be free of the Disapproving Doberman stare, but you cannot avoid the Kitteh Stink Eye....

[Silentgypsy]

I think about Ash frequently. So glad that Pat massages her paws. Prayers up for Ash.

[Silentgypsy]

I didn’t know about the slobber, but I had a few dogs that did that and I just painted w/easy-care semigloss and wiped the walls down periodically. (We’re big on solidarity in this family . :) )

[Silentgypsy]

He’s just...interested.... :) How’s Alice?

[Silentgypsy]

they never asked me any questions...

What? What? How do you rate that sort of treatment?!?

[Silentgypsy]

I’ve never had the opportunity to eat wild game. I did try octopus once, and it was like something manufactured by B.F. Goodrich.
(((Hugs)))

[null and void]

They called in about a hunert of us, pulled 18 out for the main grilling, grilled and rejected about half of those, replaced them from the remains of the hunert, rejected about half of them, and a few more of the original cohort, stocked ‘em up to 18, winnowed, stocked up, winnowed.

Finally ended up with 12 jurors and 3 alternates and sent the rest of us home.

I never got called up.

[null and void]

I did try octopus once, and it was like something manufactured by B.F. Goodrich.

Only chewier.

[Rebelbase]

“did try octopus once, and it was like something manufactured by B.F. Goodrich”

Reminded me of the time I ordered calimari and told my then four-year old they were Italian Onion rings.

He chowed down, ate half the basket then got a puzzled look on his face and said, “these onion rings taste like fish”.

[Salamander]

At least.

;]

[Salamander]

He cares nothing for thrown balls.

That is the infamous “prelude to attack” Dobermann stare.

Prior to that, he was doing the Dobermann “stalk”.

[he was having a stare-down with his arch-enemy...one of my goats, who delights in goading him from the safety of the other side of the fence]

:)

[Salamander]

My friend’s Ibizans frequently steal her coffee and then act like crack heads.

Does that count?

[Salamander]

I don’t know what’s wrong with your arm but depending, cold laser therapy or dry needling might help.

I’ve had both and was gob-smacked by how well they worked for me.