Actually, for me you’d need the Disapproving Deer Stare® as I have had deer drink my coffee.
I haven’t run across a dog that would drink my coffee.
Reason I mentioned it: Deer act like zombies after drinking my coffee.
And Altariel mentioned zombie dogs.
My guess was that coffee zombie dogs weren’t possible.
Unless you know something I don’t?
My friend’s Ibizans frequently steal her coffee and then act like crack heads.
Does that count?